DISQUS

A Happy Hospitalist: http://thehappyhospitalist.blogspot.com/2009/01/all-men-were-created-equal.html

  • Frank Drackman · 11 months ago
    Geez are you REALLY a doctor?? Thats somethin you learn on like day 2 of your first clinical rotation, and YOU'RE the dumbass, you asked a stupid question, and got a stupid answer...You gotta say "So Whats WRONG with You?" or better yet, just do a cursory physical exam and then order a bunch of labs and X-rays, 99% of em lie anyway...
  • michele · 11 months ago
    Nursing Home Director: So how do you think this elderly alzheimer's patient escaped to the outside of the building?

    Nurse [long pause, thoughtful expression]: I think he escaped through that door, right over there.

  • Strong One · 11 months ago
    Sometimes it's THE most simplest of things that gnaw at your funny bone.
    RN: (to patient)Do you know where you are?
    Patient: In bed.

    LOL



  • Hey, You · 11 months ago
    Oh, Frank, come on.


    Dr. Happy, you may enjoy one of my favorite posts from Dr. Whitecoat.


    Along the lines of Strong One's hilarious reply, a relative of mine took her alzheimer-suffering MIL to the doctor. The doctor asked MIL if she knew where she was, and she responded, "Why, I'm right here." Then in a moment of doubt, she looked to her daughter-in-law for confirmation, "aren't I?"





  • The Happy Hospitalist · 11 months ago
    These are hilarious!
  • Allen · 11 months ago
    Yeah, I finally learned the interviewing techniques taught in med school are useless.

    I start with either 'why are you here' or, for a certain generation, 'what's up'?

    Everybody's a comedian. And everyone wants to talk to me when I put the stethoscope in my ears.

    GruntDoc