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What will this be replaced with? Oh, Vicodin maybe. That's a good trade, Darvocet for Vicodin.
(I wonder if this is going to make i through the comment filters)?
GruntDoc
A teaspoon of Lortab elixir is like half a Vicodin, but it's much more expensive.
Patient: I am in AGONY! I had a car accident 22 year ago and 15,243 doctors haven't been able to help me. I'm allergic to morphine, codeine, hydrocodone, Dilaudid, Percocet, Tylenol #3, Percodan, Darcocet, Lortab, methadone, Ultram, Ultracet, Ibuprofen, Motrin, Naprosyn, Naproxyn, Alleve, acetominophen, aspirin, Paracetamol, oxycodone, Toradol.
Me: What happens when you take these drugs?
Patient: (Looking completely comfortable while texting 12 people simultaneously on better cellphone than mine.) Oh, I nearly DIE! There's one drug, only one drug, hmmmm....What's the name? Oh, it's right on the tip of my tongue, ah, um...Oh, yeah, it's DEEEEEmoral. DEEEEmoral. Is that it? Yes, yes, that's it. Is that how you say it? I just can't keep these drugs straight. Oh, and my last doctor told me to tell you that you shouldn't even bother with the 50mg dose. I need at least 150mg to even make it possible for me to sit up.
Me: Kill me.